*This Morning*

-Stepmom comes in my room-

Her: You need to take that paper today, you didn't yesterday.
Me: Uh yes I did. I turned it in.
Her: No you didn't, it's on the table.

-I walk to the table- 

Me: Where's it at? 
Her: on the other table.
Me: Where? I can't find it.
Her: I'll give it to you when I find it.

-Later I walk in there- 

Me: Find it yet?
Her: No, I'm not looking.






This is because she knows I took it and its not there.
#ihateher