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Today,
My 9 year old sister almost burned my house down.
She was making Krafts mac and cheese
And forgot to add the water before putting it in the microwave.
The maccoroni turned black and the little cup melted.
It was so bad, the whole house smelled like sh/t
She also broke the microwave.

Good Job Ariel.

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