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LEVELS OF

STRESS

 


You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful young girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.


But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.


So then you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved.



On your way home, you think about your 3 kids.

Now that’s STRESS. :D

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