She's so pathetic. Let
me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in
middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I
don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started
going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous
but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous
of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle,
she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?"
And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool
party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I
think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a
lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their
*bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her
mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded.
And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to
her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her
hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess
she's on crack.
<3 Mean Girls
<3
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LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!