*Me and my friend
Mason walking home from school*
Mason: How come girls always stare at our abs when our
shirts are off, but when guys stare at your boobs, it's
like were about to get attacked or something?
Me: Our shirts are on Mason...
Mason: Annnddd?
Me: DON'T WALK AROUND WITH YOUR
FREAKIN' SHIRT OFF, IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE STARED
AT.
Mason: So is that why girls like Jacob from
Twilight?
Me: ...
Yeah. The rest of the walk was really
silent.
