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The other day at school...
Group of Boys: *Starring at me*
Me: Why are you starring at me?
Boy: Because the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
Group of Boys: *Laughing uncontrollably*
Me: Stop playing hard to get when you're hard to want.
Everyone in the room: *Silence*
Me: I wonder if your as/s is jealous of that crap that comes out of your mouth.
Everyone: *Laughing*
Me: *Leaves room like a boss*
And that is how it's done.

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