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home alone:
me: lets see whats on tv
me: borringgg... *flicks through channels*
me: .........
me: okay Im going to actually go outside and meet up with some friends
me: wait what am I saying I have friends pfffftt
me: that was actually pretty smart and kinda funny
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: *sees cat going out of the cat flap* OMG CARAMEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE FOREVER ALONE LIKE ME REMEMBER WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN ME
me: oh who am I kidding the cat probably has a better social life than I do
me: I'm hungry
me: *opens cupboard* THERES NOTHING TO EEEAAAATTT
me: ooooh chocolate chip cookies
me: *slumps on couch and munches on cookies* teehee I feel like Niall
me: HEY
me: I HAVE AN IDEA
me: SINCE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
me: I'LL GO AND MAKE SOME
me: YEAH? YEAH? YEAH?
couch:
tv:
laptop:
fridge:
washing machine:
liam's flashing toothbrush:
nemo:
obama:
harry styles:
carly rae jepsen:
aliens:
unicorns:
rainbow llama cookies:
me: nevermind.