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We all have the most random inside jokes with our bffs. fave

124 faves · 179 comments · Sep 14, 2012 9:45pm

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N30NC4T · 1 decade ago
fishy toots, duties (or dudies, I dont know how to spell it)
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simplykori · 1 decade ago
Why is there a cheeto on everyones desk???
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superandom · 1 decade ago
Here's the story so you get it: I went camping with my friend and this guy told us his name was Jeff then me and my friend would look at each other and go " Jeff" except with a REALLY long f. It's hilarious.
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mellyk531 · 1 decade ago
grunt like a gorillaa
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kyhricak · 1 decade ago
what - ladies please - bubblegum flavor! - stephen - well, it wasn't exactly yellow. omg i'm awkward
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frisco0317 · 1 decade ago
@itsmax sounds like an interesting inside joke :P
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itsmax · 1 decade ago
polar bears and dollfins are the hottest things ever;)
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
BABY IN THE SWEATPANTS!!!
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Directioninfectionx3 · 1 decade ago
Yo pauly d bring the bananas, flabilinglongs, papashopies, russian babies, bubble butt, and shaarrrrrrroooooonnn nooo!
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Abbylovesyou · 1 decade ago
"WATERMELONISHA, WATERMELONISHA, IS YOU OKAY?"
"But then Bashers fell,"
"smid, beeeettcchhhh."
"ohmygod karen, you're so stupid."
"Where's the mike check?"
"It's asparagus time, dumba//."
"It ain't over till the old man queefs."
"INNAPROPIATE PANTS OFF DANCE OFF"
"I don't want my to flap in the wind."
"Chicken on the phone, chicken up my butt."
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mynameiskelly4821 · 1 decade ago
"i'm glad we've tasted the same guy...oops, i mean have the same taste in guys." (; we had our first kiss with the same guy but didn't know it till like a year later. xD
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darkismyonlycolour · 1 decade ago
my friend and i had a converstaiong where he said i should trust him and i said why? i know nothing about you. you could be a homicidal maniac.
and after that i kept joking around calling him a homicidal maniac.
there is also a song where a line in it says 'theres a man with an axe standing in the rain' and we always joke about it and when its raining we are both just like... damn i wish you had an axe now...
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GoGopanda · 1 decade ago
Burt Alert
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KoalaGurl125 · 1 decade ago
Pants rants
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poodlelomein35 · 1 decade ago
Jlo , Sharon and caramel, santas sellin coke and heroin :)
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Aliner_Chadda · 1 decade ago
tell me you dont look at this cowboy boot and think whoop swag!
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overuseILOVEU · 1 decade ago
booger bunny. hoopla. green catpillar and this weird facial expression thing
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sjtrue · 1 decade ago
he dated his own pokemon!
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runawaywithme97 · 1 decade ago
UNF *pfft* MORNIN'!
Beyonca
Obambizzle
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aviva41133 · 1 decade ago
BURN IT DOWN
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