Omegle Talk to Strangers

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: I need help!!

Stranger: With what!

You: See I am 22 i still cant drive, I have a friend who is mentally retarted, a job with little pay with a co worker that hates me...what should I do??

Stranger: go get your drivers lisence. try to find a new job. stay with the dude, theres nothing wrong with a Mentally Retarded friend

You: AND THE WORST PART ABOUT IT..IS THAT I AM LIVING IN A PINEAPPLE!!

Stranger: .

Stranger: hate you!

You: Aww I love you

You: too

Stranger: Grrr!

You: IT WAS A TEST...YOU FAILED

Stranger: how did i fail?

You: BY NOT KNOWING IT WAS SPONGEBOB!!

Stranger: hey! Patrick isnt mentally retarded, hes just stupid. Spongebob loves his Job and he like Squidward! and Spongebob doesnt know that he has a low paying job.

Stranger: so boom!

Stranger: so technically, youre the one that failed.

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