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-Gets home at 3 from school*
*Eats sandwhich, chips, grapes, a salad, some bacon, a bowl of cereal, Goldfish crackers, nachos, yogurt, pudding, PB&J, a grilled cheese, etc.*
-Mom gets home at 5-?
Me: Mom. what's for dinner?
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-Gets home at 3 from school* *Eats sandwhich, chips, grapes,
