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CAN WE CUDDLE?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch. Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. You'll peck at my neck while I laugh and tell you to stop. We could whisper cute things to each other over pillows that no one else can hear. Then I'd pull out my hunting knife and sacrific you to the mighty dark lord Satan, while chanting sacrificial hymns.


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CAN WE CUDDLE? In just our underwear, so our skin can touch.

130 faves · 33 comments · Sep 6, 2012 6:31pm

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crazyeddie · 1 decade ago
A bit creepy ... until the ending :-)
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GirlXHunter · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it testicles.
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frazergirl · 1 decade ago
didn't expect that, Bahaha :')
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
Bro
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monio0O · 1 decade ago
that did NOT end the way i hippopotamus
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Xtoxxic_looveX · 1 decade ago
wtf..
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undefined_ · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAH.
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DarylJr114 · 1 decade ago
Dafuq just happened.
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
Omfg
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OliviaLee · 1 decade ago
i like the first part....?
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ThatLoudBlondeChick_ · 1 decade ago
uhhhhhmmmm ...... the first part was nice .......... yep, love that first part of it .....0.o
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sparklyxxwalnut · 1 decade ago
made my day
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SmilingPineapple · 1 decade ago
This is a proper plot twist :) im in stiches now!
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iamManny · 1 decade ago
Plot twist..
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
at first i was like barf, than i read the end omfg i couldnot stop laughing LOL
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ourlastsummer · 1 decade ago
um what? I like the first part...
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JirachiGirl · 1 decade ago
This is the best love quote I have ever read.
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Amzybabe98 · 1 decade ago
LOLOL why is this hilarious? :')
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cupcakesandlove · 1 decade ago
What
The
F/ck
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SimpliciteLove · 1 decade ago
I was all like "awh cute love quote- shall read!" Then get to then ending and burst into insane laughter.
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