SmartphOWNED:
Me: I miss him :(
My sister: Well you shouldn't. He was a jerk. And he played you
and cheated on you. You deserve a lot better!
Me: ...what? Pssh. who cares about that loser? I meant our
fish...he died
My sister: PERCEUS?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D: