Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't see from wall
to wall.
Soulja Boy died cuz he cranked it so
hard.
Jordin Sparks died cuz she had
no air.
Lil Mama
died cuz she ran out of lipgloss.
Flo Rida died cuz he go too
low.
Fat Joe died cuz he leaned back to
far,
Ne-Yo died cuz he couldn't get
closer.
Mariah Carey died cuz people keep
touching her body.
Beyonce died cuz she couldn't move
to the left.
Lil Wayne died cuz he choked on a
lollipop.
Who killed Alicia
Keys? No one.
