*Me home alone talking to my dog*
Me: CAESAR! I LOVE YOU BUDDY!
Caesar:
Me: Silent treatment, aye?
Caesar:
Me: Okay, c'mon!
Caesar:
Me: Listen, I watched Cats & Dogs. I know you guys can talk!
Caesar:
Me: QUIT HIDING YOUR SECRETS!
Caesar:
Me: Atleast show me a sign you understand me!
Caesar: *farts*
true story*