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*In a restaurant with my family*

Mom: Here's a spoon, Cali.

Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THAT CRAZY THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: *_*

Waitress: *_*

Dad: *_*

Me: Stare at me all you want. Im doing this for Liam's sake.

Dirctioner from across the restaurant: I HERE YA GURL!!!!!!!!!!

 
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*In a restaurant with my family* Mom: Here's a spoon, Cali.

127 faves · 6 comments · Aug 30, 2012 11:45pm

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Fluff · 1 decade ago
That's just ridiculous.
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nssassychick · 1 decade ago
@xxCaliLizxx, this isn't to be rude, but just because she doesn't get it, doesn't mean she's not a directioner. Some people just don't know a lot of stuff about them, that's all! But this is funny(:
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xxCaliLizxx · 1 decade ago
than you arent a directioner

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Cooper527 · 1 decade ago
i don't get it.
-_-

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xxCaliLizxx · 1 decade ago
Thanks! I made it up! :)
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LarryStylison · 1 decade ago
omg this is hilarious haha
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