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             Me: Hey Mom, I have to tell you something.
             Mom: What?
             Me: I'm pregnant.
             Mom: WHHAATTT? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
                  WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
             Me: Just kidding. But what I'm about to tell won't seem so bad by comparison. Huh?
                 Mom: *faints*
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Me: Hey Mom, I have to tell you something. Mom: What? Me: I'm

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