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mom: *hands me a lamp* Go put this on the coffee table in the bathroom.
me: O.o There's a coffe table in the bathroom?
mom: It's the best place to have a coffee table.
me: Obviously... *goes and puts lamp on the coffee table in the bathroom*

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mom: *hands me a lamp* Go put this on the coffee table in the

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