"Did you
hear?
Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting divorced!"
" Wow, I guess he is the one that got away."
"Something must of happened last Friday night."
"Maybe he wanted some other California girl."
"Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!"
"That's what he gets for waking up in
Vegas.."
-Nmq, Old but stil funny.
:)
MissLaLaLand · 1 decade ago
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Continued (just thought of this):
"Now she can't see his peacock"
"Guess her teenage dream is over." :)