Guy: you're pretty and I like you
Me: this is a sick joke...
Guy: I'm serious...
Me: no you're not! what do you think I am, stupid?? Who put you up to this..??
Guy: listen, I know you're not used to guys liking you, but that's only because they are afraid. Afraid to love someone like you; a smart, funny, caring, loving and all-around amazing girl like YOU! So stop being so hard on yourself and let someone in for once. It might surprise you how happy you'll be...
Me:
Guy:
World:
The Pope:
Internet:
Ghosts:
Guy: Well.....
Me: You, my friend, are the second coming of Jesus and should not be wasting your time on me *walks away*
Guy: o.0 what the...

Mine, this didn't actually happen but i thought it was funny(: