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Me: Mum, I need a DNA test. I'm not sure if the cat is mine.
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Mum: Go back to your room - the world isn't ready for you yet

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Me: Mum, I need a DNA test. I'm not sure if the cat is mine.

47 faves · 1 comments · Aug 23, 2012 8:14am

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howphunny · 1 decade ago
Omg I'm really touched if your mum actually sai this, cause my mom said the same thing to me and it got top quote!!!! Well iesn the go back to your room thigy
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