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talking to my mom today;
me: what would you do if i got pregnant, now?
mom: keep the baby.
me: how nice.
her: and put you up for adoption..
me: .....
mom: "laughing* better tell brandon to stay out of your pants.

true story. omg.
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talking to my mom today; me: what would you do if i got pregnant,

38 faves · 1 comments · Aug 22, 2012 11:04pm

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brooklin54 · 1 decade ago
my mom told me almost the exact same thing!
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