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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there

342 faves · 16 comments · Aug 20, 2012 10:04pm

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veronica_syd66 · 1 decade ago
with a pony!!
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kayleecutie · 1 decade ago
the all state commercial came on when i was reading this
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aml143 · 1 decade ago
anddd cann i gettta hot tub?!
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
with everything i want x|D
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crayola_Swag · 1 decade ago
Lol with a dojo ^.^
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fishes926 · 1 decade ago
with one direction!!

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gillllllx3 · 1 decade ago
Are you wearing khakis?
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xlonglivex · 1 decade ago
with Tom Daley
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ImSlenderManAndI · 1 decade ago
with Slender Man.
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x3Taytay · 1 decade ago
and a sandwich
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Tristen55 · 1 decade ago
are you really jake from state farm?

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a_big_white_van · 1 decade ago
In my van
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EmilyStyles · 1 decade ago
With one direction
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elizabethanne12 · 1 decade ago
hahahaha
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audreyann · 1 decade ago
AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?!
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Buki · 1 decade ago
With a billion dollars.
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