Normal Bonding Time with my
Sister
Sister: Look at my new
dodgeball
Me: Nice
Sister: Wanna play fetch
Me: Why the dog would just eat the ball
Sister: No with me
Me: Okay let's just play in the front yard
though
We go out to the front yard
Sister: Okay. I'm a German Shepard named
Sugar
Me: I watched a TV show once it had a drug
dealer named Sugar
Sister: *sticks out blue tounge from eating
Italian ice*
Me: Sugar have you got into the toxic chemicals
again
Sister: Throw the ball
Me: *throws the ball*
Sister: *stands there for about 2 minutes and
runs after it like a crazy person*
Me: *throws ball again*
Sister: *walks like a robot towards the
ball*
Me: *throws ball again*
Me: *pushes away ball before sister can get
it*
Sister: So you wanna play like that *Chucks ball
at me*
Ball rolls into the forest
Me: Nice going, now go get it
Sister: Why
Me: Because you threw it
Sister: But the woods is creepy
Me: I'm right here if anyone tries to get
you I'm right here
Sister: *Goes into the woods*
Sister: EEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What!!
Sister: Spider Web
Me: Really
Sister: Aaaah weird bug!! Aaah white thingy
Me: Can you hurry up
Sister: I'm halfway there
Me: You've taken two steps
12 hours later
Sister: *Comes out of woods with ball*
Me: Finally
Sister: Whooo!!!! *Puts hands in the air*
Ball rolls back into forest
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
