This Morning:
TV: 12 DISTRICTS. 24 TRIBUTES. ONE VICTOR.
Me: *runs downstairs*
TV: DON'T LET THEM STARVE GA-
My Sister: *changes channel*
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: *gives queen death stare of all death
stares*
Her:
Me:
Her: IT WAS JUST A COMMERCIAL.
Cop: So she just fell out the window?
Me: That's right doctor.