You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i want a girl

You: well i'm a unicorn

You: sorry not sorry

You: living life young wild and free

You: no regrets

You: you seem....dumbfounded

You: i tend to have that effect on people

You: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

You: MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND LIKE WE WERE NOTHING

You: BUT I DON'T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE

You: BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A STRANGER AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH

You: do dooo do do do dododododo do dooo do do do dododododo do

You: well I'm off to the marmalade forest good luck finding a "girl" on here

You: although generally I hear they exist more in real life, not the internet

You: hate to burst your bubble

You have disconnected.