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So the other night me and my family went out to dinner

waitress: ok and what can I get for you to drink sweety?
me: can I have a coke please?
waitress: are you sure? maybe you should have milk or something
me: what?
waitress: someone your age shouldn't be drinking soda.
me: what?
waitress: you can't be more than 10, right? you remind me of my nine year old.
me: ...
waitress: so milk then?
me: I'm almost fifteen.
waitress: haha sure, sweety. I'll go get you that milk.

family: laughs at me

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