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*Brother waits impatiently to get into the bathroom.
Me: Hold on crab a$$.
Sister: Do crabs even have a$$es?
Brother: Oh I don't know, why don't you ask the ones in your pants. There's plenty in there.
Me: *Dies laughing                                                                                                           
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*Brother waits impatiently to get into the bathroom. Me: Hold

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