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Mum and I after meeting Tom Daley

Mum: He seems a bit.. Feminine.. Does he like men? 
Me: Are you calling him gay? If he liked men he wouldn't be marrying me.
Mum: I doubt that boy is attracted to Walruses!
Me: .......


true story nmf.
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Mum and I after meeting Tom Daley Mum: He seems a bit.. Feminine..

511 faves · 33 comments · Aug 13, 2012 2:05pm

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MeMyselfandHim · 1 decade ago
you.met.him. you.met.TOM.DALEY. you.MET.THE.BOY.WITH.TIGHT.SPEEDOS. O.M.F.G.
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Leece189 · 1 decade ago
omg i cannot believe your mom said that to you. Thats messed up
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HannahLooksHawt · 1 decade ago
you. met. tom. daley.
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completeinhim · 1 decade ago
YOU MET HIM
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2good2btrue · 1 decade ago
OMG I can't believe you met him! How? Where? What did he say? OMG I'm acting like such a stalker (sorry!) but I just can't believe that you met him!
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LacedRibbon · 1 decade ago
...lol she called you a walrus. ..I feel like the only one not excited that you met him.
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
Lucky u met him. But This had me dying of laughter haha
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MaiiEeeShaSha · 1 decade ago
YOU MET TOM DALEY OMFG AIUFVHSJVGSJCHkfajfvygaqhjcfwyukjcfawkfcvwga.
You're so lucky:'D
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EatTheApplePie · 1 decade ago
you met him?! omg and lol to this quote
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PurplePinkDreams · 1 decade ago
OMFG you met Tom f/ucking awesome Daley??!! You are sooo lucky and I'm soooo JEALOUS omg! :D
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loserbitch* · 1 decade ago
you lucky lucky lucky lucky girlll <3
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bloondiiebabiie98 · 1 decade ago
YOU MET TOM DALEY, THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT BOY.
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IGoNowhere13 · 1 decade ago
U MET HIM?!?!?!
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Keep_Your_Head_High_the_Sun_Will_Shine · 1 decade ago
Woah when did you meet Tom freakin Daley?! siiickkkkkkkk and lol i love your mommyyy♥
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vickytoria101 · 1 decade ago
OMG IM SOO JELLY RIGHT NOWW
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you_know_you_love_me · 1 decade ago
OMG you met him? So jealous omggg.
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slowdance123 · 1 decade ago
YOU MET TOM DALEY OMFG IM DDYING RIGHT NOW IM SO JEALOUS OMG THATS AMAZAYN WHOAAAAAAAAAA ok sorry i had to XD
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michelleannelle · 1 decade ago
YOU MET HIM OMG IM SO JEALOUS. ISNT HE SO BEAUTIFUL IS HE MORE BEAUTIFUL IN REAL LIFE OR IDK HE PROBABLY IS OMGGG
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XD4thecameras · 1 decade ago
1: That must've been awesome to meet all those Olympians. 2: Your mother has a twisted sense of humor. :P
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kaylagirl4298 · 1 decade ago
You met him!? :O and wow your mom said this? ._. still jealous you met him c:
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