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Just saw this on facebook;

This girl I know
 So my morbidly obese neighbor is screaming at the top of her lungs about how she's going to slit her son's throat because her arm can't bend to open the driver's side of the Durango, and she's stuck inside and has to poop, but her son left her out there so he could watch T.V. I love my street.
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Just saw this on facebook; This girl I know So my morbidly obese

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EmileeElizabethBbz · 1 decade ago
she sounds like a nice lady..
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