*Talking about the
debate coming up to my dad*
Me: I hope they don't ask any questions
that are too hard. I don't want to start stumbling on
words.
Dad: Don't worry, if you get stuck tell
them you're right because I said so.
Me:
Dad: And if they don't believe you, you can give
them my number.
Me:
Dad: And when they ring me,
Me:
Dad: I'll tell them I say a lot of things when
I'm drunk.
true story
nmf
