*My mum and I
watching Dear John*
Mum: Aww, I hope they get back together
again.
Me: They were so cute together! WHHHYY?!
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
*Dad suddenly walks in*
Dad: Why the heck did she marry that guy if she
didn't love him?
Me: That guy wa-
Dad: Just because he was sick doesn't mean
she had to marry him.
Mum: She was looking af-
Dad: No, just no. She could have still looked
after him without getting married. She's so stupid. This is
stupid. This movie is stupid. Goodbye.
*Dad leaves*
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum: I think he just ruined that movie.
Me: Yeah.
true story
nmf
