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Cousin: It just happened again.
Me: What happened?
Cousin: I just got better looking.
Me: ...

LATER...

Me: It just happened again.
Mom: Huh?
Me: I just better looked. Wait, I mean, my looks were, wait wait, I remember, it was,
Mom: *sigh

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Cousin: It just happened again. Me: What happened? Cousin: I

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