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Me: If people could read my mind, nobody would talk to me
Me: jk lol nobody talks to me as is
Me: hey is that a squirrel?
Me: SQUIRREL. SQUIRREL. Dale. SQUIRREL.
Me: i sound like that dog from Up
Me: i love those two old people in that movie
Me: but then the woman dies
Me: and we all cried just admit it
Me: what time is it?
Me: noon?
Me: yay i have all day
Me: hey! the internet!
Me: uhoh the internet is poison 
Me: I should run befo-
Me: AHAHAH FACEBOOK.
Me: heyy witty, oh hello youtube
Me: Lalala ridin' through the desert on a horse with no name
Me: is it name or mane?
Me: lol jk YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Me: but you just told me
Me: so
Me: am i ugly now?
Me: it's okay i'm engaged
Me: 
Me: 
Me: ..to the internet
Me: lol jk the internet has plenty of better people to marry
Me: Lol
Me: lol
Me: Lol
Me: it's like i have terets in my brain
Me: i just type what i think
Me: i need to pee
Me: oh eww that's personal what is wrong. with me. what.
Me: ahaha no not really. because i don't care.
Me: you don't know my life. back up.
Me: who is this kid? go post about your sadness somewhere else. get a blog.
Me: Facebook is a happy place
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: oh. oh no. aha. that was good stuff.
Me: facebook. happy. aha.
Me: "wahhh i lost my bracelet everybody help me find it by liking my status :("
Me: "i have no friends ugh 4000 isn't enough"
Me: "oh i'm so ugly wahh like my photo"
Me: *gruff voice* "oh no you're beautiful sexy beast face mm yeah gimme"
Me: 
Me:
Me:
Me: this has gone too far
Me: LOL JK 
Me: terets remember
Me: oh god it's 2 am
Me: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
Me: SHAAAROOOONN
Me: 
Me: too far guys
Me: too far
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Me: If people could read my mind, nobody would talk to me Me:

24 faves · 1 comments · Jul 29, 2012 10:39pm

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strongxandxsmiling · 1 decade ago
LOL DYING OF LAUGHTER FROM THIS. :D
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