Things Directioners
Do:
-Pigeon flies past- KEVIN! BABY! YOU
SHOULDN'T BE OUT ON YOUR OWN!
-Sees a boy wearing stripes or TOMS- LOU!?
-Getting out of the shower- oh look, i'm naked like
Hazza ;)
-Turns TV on- AW LIAM LOVES THIS FILM!
-When hair looks nice- I'M AS SEXY AS ZAYN.
-Parents go shopping- FOOD. NIALL LOVES FOOD.
NIALL!
-Sees a carrot- OMG I SHOULD BUY LOUIS THIS!
-Sees old lady- Harry would like her..mhmm. BUT
HE'S MINE :(
-Sees a Nando's- I NEED TO CHECK TO CHECK
IN CASE NIALLER IS THERE.
-Someone says 'whats up?'- HELL NO. ITS 'VAS
HAPPENIN'?!
-Sees a bow tie- OMFG HARRY. LET ME LOVE YOU
BABE!
-Sees some juice- ENERGY JUICE! ZAYN I WILL
PROTECT YOU.
-Someone holds a spoon up- GET IT OUT OF MY
KITCHEN. RIGHT. NOW.
Mom: You need a life. Stop obsessing over this
little boyband.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: No.
*all
mine*