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Eating Breakfast

My sister:  I don't like the marshmellow in Lucky Charms but I eat them anyways.
Me:  What the hell??  Give me those!!
My sister:  Dude get your hands out of my bowl!!

My mom:  What's going on in here?
Me:  Annie doesn't like the marshmellows!
My mom:  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ANNIE??
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Eating Breakfast My sister: I don't like the marshmellow