Server: *Cheerfully* Hi This is Pizza Hut. How can I help
you?
Me: Oh, um,... Yea, do you have the number to Dominos?
Server: WHY WOULD YOU CALL US AND ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER? LOOK IT
UP ON GOOGLE OR SOMETHING! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THEIR NUMBER
PIZZA HUT IS WAY BETTER!
Me: So I take it that you dont have the number?
Phone Conversation: *Over*