dirty
joke#1
so there were 3 nuns who died and went to the
gates of heaven. there, they met saint peter who asked them each
one question. if they got that question right, they went to
heaven. if not, they went to hell. the first nun
walks up to saint peter and he asks her, "Who was the first
man?." She answers,"Adam". and they bells ring,
angels sing and the gates to heaven open. the second
nun walks up to saint peter and he asks he, "Who
was the first women?" and she replies,"Oh that's an
easy one, Eve". and the bells ring, angels sing, and the
gates to heaven open. now, the third nun walks
up to saint peter and he asks her, "What was the first thing
Eve said to Adam?" and she replies, "WOW that's a
hard one!" and the bells ring, angels sing, and the gates to
heaven open.
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