When you wait forever for the cable guy
you get bored.When you get bored you start staring out
windows.WHen you start staring out windows you see things you
shouldnt see.when you see things you shouldnt see , you need to
vanish.When you need to vanish you fake your own death.when you
fake your own death you die your eyebrows & when you die your
eyebrows you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil shifley
DONT attend your own funeral as a guy named
phil shifley : GET DIRECT T.V
-lmfaoo anyone else love these commercials?!!
9 faves · Jul 9, 2012 2:25pm