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When you wait forever for the cable guy you get bored.When you get bored you start staring out windows.WHen you start staring out windows you see things you shouldnt see.when you see things you shouldnt see , you need to vanish.When you need to vanish you fake your own death.when you fake your own death you die your eyebrows & when you die your eyebrows you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil shifley DONT  attend your own funeral as a guy named phil shifley  : GET DIRECT T.V

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When you wait forever for the cable guy you get bored.When you

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