*taking my dog for a walk*
Dad: so how's your boyfriend?
Me: I dont have one...
Dad: what about Nigel?
Me: Dad, his name is Niall and he's in one direction
Dad: what about the other guys in one direction, why Pile?
Me: HIS NAME IS NIALL
Dad: so you like British boys now, huh
Me: he's Irish
Sister: *sees a labrador*
Sister: look! it's a lad!
Me: no Emma, it's LAB
Dad: yeah, the only lad is Nigel
Me: *growls*