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In One Night I,
Got in third place on the show Wipeout,
Went to Africa and made friends with hippos,
Won tennis, baseball, golfing, boxing, ping-pong, and two bowling tournaments,
Fought off upright walking turtles, and evil mushrooms while riding on a dinosaur.
Went to war and killed people by blowing their huts up, 
Went to racetracks all over the world, racing against mythical creatures,
Won first place on Dancing With the Stars,
And went to Ladies Night and danced up onstage to famous country music.

Wanna' know how?

The magic of Wii ;D

Socially awkward who?

Wef
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In One Night I, Got in third place on the show Wipeout, Went

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robbylover2010 · 8 years ago
Oh.....I thought you were santa claus before i read the last part! lol

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