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Someone at the door: rings doorbell
Me: Dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave. 
 
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89 faves · 2 comments · Jun 27, 2012 4:36pm

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valentina2105 · 1 decade ago
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qwerty40 · 1 decade ago
I did that this morning... awks.
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