Friends: I have a 4.0 GPA.
                     Friends: My boyfriend and I just celebrated our 2 year anniversary.
                     Friends: I'm going to spend the summer in Europe.
                     Friends: I got a new BMW.
                     Friends: My dad just bought me a magic unicorn and my face is
                     going to be on the cover of a magazine                           
                     Me: Sometimes I get top quotes.....