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Child: Why am I named Rose?
 Mom: Well, when you were born a rose fell on your head.

 Child: Why am I named Petal?
 Mom: Well, when you were born a petal fell on your head.

 Child: DUR HUR, I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
 Mom: Shut up, Brick.
 

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Child: Why am I named Rose? Mom: Well, when you were born a rose

338 faves · 8 comments · Jun 20, 2012 5:41pm

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missrose12 · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAH LMFAO, my name is Rose and it's my name because when I was born, i was really pink. And ''Rose'' means pink in french :)
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24601* · 1 decade ago
ive seen this one -_- love it anyway and i faved it to lol!
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MissOlivia · 1 decade ago
You know, I don't really laugh at funny quotes. It makes me smile and stuff, but this one made me burst out laughing! I love thiss!♥♥♥
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MegaDirectioner · 1 decade ago
xD
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NYJKM6 · 1 decade ago
Haha, no I must say I didn't come up with it on my own. Sorry, I forgot the nmq at the bottom:( BUT THIS QUOTE IS NOT MINE EVERYONE!
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LaurynM · 1 decade ago
OMFG i am literally dying right now!!!
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imapro · 1 decade ago
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Buki · 1 decade ago
LMAO!!!! Omg, did you come up with that on your own?
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