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Goal in life:

1)
In my first week of college, buy a fish and name it Boyfriend

2) Call my Mom and tell her that I live with my Boyfriend and he is a swimmer, and refuses to wear clothes
Revenge for all those vegetables I had to eat as a child :P

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Goal in life: 1) In my first week of college, buy a fish and

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