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Fake friends- never ask for food.
Real friends- are the reason you have NO food.
fake friends- call your parents mr./mrs.
Real friends- Call your parents Mom/Dad.
fake friends- have never seen you cry.
Real friends- Cry with you.
Fake friends- Borrow your stuff for a day then give it back.
Real friends- borrow your stuff for so long, they forget its yours.
Fake friends- Know about you.
Real friends- could write a book about you.
Fake friends- Would knock on your front door.
Real friends- would walk right in and yell "im home".
Fake friends- will help you up when you fall over.
Real friends- will jump right on top of you and yell "DOG PILE!".
Fake friends- say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
Real friends- say 'I love you' and mean it.
Fake friends- are around for a while.
Real friends- are for life.
Fake friends- will read this.
Real friends- will steal this..
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Fake friends- never ask for food. Real friends- are the reason

97 faves · 8 comments · Jun 18, 2012 2:11am

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Bee · 1 decade ago
Lol @ all the haters,
I never thought I would get this many faves or this much hate.
And it is ment to be:
Friends - blah blah blah
Best friends - blah blah blah

*But I got this of Facebook,
kdotbye.
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
Or are they tring to be polite? Wait my friends havent been in my house in years!! When we were little yea
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
Aw so i DO have fake friends? Knew it! :(
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somethingwiththesunshine · 1 decade ago
SO you're saying that I have all fake friends? I think they are just trying to be polite
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completeinhim · 1 decade ago
I'm not a fake friend, I'm just polite.
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
I had 3 best friends in high school and middle (first 2 years of highschool) we all were 5 minutes in driving distance from each other, and we all rode same bus it was awesome did boy scouts and rotc together got to hang out all the time
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
yeah me and my best friends would punch each other whenever any of us got injuries and dogpile each other XD
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olsonruth3 · 1 decade ago
i think it should be friends and best friends.
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