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*My mom, my friend, and I in the car*
Mom:*yelling at me for something*
Me: *interupts her* Mom?
Mom: What do you want?!
Me: How fast is this car going?
Mom: I don't know? Why?!
Me: If i jumped out would it kill me?
Friend: *dies from laughter*

 

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