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 RANDOM SENTENCES
 Comment on what you got (:

 January – I loved
 Febuary – I hated
 March – I ran away from
 April – I walked to
 May – I killed
 June – I laughed
 July – I Danced with
 August – I farted on
 September – I lost
 October – I won
 November – I stole
 December – I cryed with
 
 Eye colour
 Blue – your mum
 Hazel – one direction
 Green – Michael Jackson
 Brown – a Pig
 Other – no one
 
 Colour t-shirt your wearing
 Orange – Because im just cool like that
 Yellow – Because I felt like it
 Red – because Barak Obama told me to
 Pink – Because your mum offered me $1
 Green – because im a evil bitcch
 Blue – Because I ran into a pole
 Purple – because my pet llama wanted me to
 WHITE – Because im a loser and I have no friends.
 Black – because llama’s are sexy things
 None of the above – Because im sexy

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RANDOM SENTENCES Comment on what you got (: January – I

0 faves · 8 comments · Jun 5, 2012 10:46pm

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JayJen21 · 1 decade ago
I walked to a Pig because I'm sexy.

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LadyKJ · 1 decade ago
I stole One Direction because Barak Obama told me too. <3
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Scorpionpoisoned · 1 decade ago
I walked to one direction because I'm sexy :P
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CutieMarie01 · 1 decade ago
I ran away from michael jackson because I'm sexy
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TheLookHeGives · 1 decade ago
I lost A Pig Because i Ran into a pole

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sparkleyunicorns7 · 1 decade ago
I lost your mom because my pet llama wanted me to
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
I won your mum because I ran into a pole (now that just sounds wrong if u get what I mean...)
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emilyeelovesyouh · 1 decade ago
i loved your mum becuase im a loser and i have no friends (:
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