10 things I hate about everyone.
1.People who Point at there watch asking for the
time!
I Have my watch, where the hell's
yours?
2.People who Lose the romote and Are too stupid
to go use the buttons
Your
prepared to go looking for a remote when you could just go and
press a few small buttons?
3.People who say "You just want to have your cake
and eat it dont
you?"
Well If
you gave me cake obv i will want to eat
it?!
4.People who Say
"Its always the last place you
look"
Of course
it is, why would you keep looking for it if you've already
found it?
5.In The cinema when
people say "Hey D'ya see
that?!"
No I just
paid money to come to the cinema and not see the
movie?
6.People who say "Hey
can I ask you a
question?"
didnt
gimmie a chance there did ya
sunshine?
7.People who call things
new and improved
if its new
then theres never been anything like it so it cant be improved,
if its improved theres already been something like it before so
it cannot be new.
8.When people say
"Life is
short"
No its
really not, life is longer than anything anybody does, what can
you do thats possibly longer than
life?
9.When your at the bus stop and someone asks "Hey
has the bus come
yet?"
No It has
came Im just standing here like an idiot waiting for nothing to
come.
10.When people say "Do you have a
bathroom?"
No
We just go to the bathroom in the yard
Credit to andrea russett on
youtube
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