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Apperance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4".
[/] I have many scars
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo
[x] I wear glasses sometimes
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent
safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears
[ ] I have freckles

FAMILY
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I want to adopt someday

EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something
[ x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

HEALTH
[x ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ x] I've broken a bone.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x ] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[x ] I have/had asthma.

EXPERIENCES
[] I've gotten lost in my city
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[ x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.

HONESTY
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.

BAD TIMES
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying
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Apperance [ ] I am shorter than 5'4". [/] I have many

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