To do list:
Wear shirt that says “Life.”
Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators.
Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people
WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and
say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you
here,” with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in a
mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test
where every answer is “C.” Enjoy the show.
Run into a store, ask what year
it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run
out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it
“Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse
races.
Invite someone into your
office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been
expecting you…”
Change name to Simon. Speak in
third person.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot
to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a
parrot!”
Follow joggers around blasting
“Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
To do list: Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out
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May 28, 2012 10:57am